According to ghoulish "living" person Larry King (via mlb.com) Jeff Kent will be back in a Dodger uniform next year. They must have spoken at a Klan rally last week.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20071111&content_id=2298079&vkey=hotstove2007&fext=.jsp
Kent still has some pop in his bat...so I'm down with his return if he can keep his surly-ass mouth shut and pretend to tolerate minorities. Also, I heard he's opening up a chain of carwashes in the SF area. Why?...because he's an asshole.
Welcome back asshole.
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Since when is Larry "the Cryptkeeper" King seen as a hot-stove authority? Why is anything that hunch-backed goblin says about baseball considered newsworthy?
Hopefully Kent can stop flapping his gums, shave off that ridiculous CHP dick-broom, and have one last semi-productive year before riding off into the sunset to spend a relaxing retirement feeling uncomfortable in the presence of non-whites.
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