Because the Dodgers are bringing back Mariano Duncan! Now, I was a little disappointed in Duncan's performance as he did not almost start any fights by making acute observations about the sexual orientation of opposing pitchers. I think this step down in Duncan's performance partially explains the Dodgers slip in the standings last year (and I have the numbers to prove it). However, I think with Joe Torre's influence Duncan can get back to his rabblerousing ways.
The only possible downside to the article is that the Dodgers are also bringing back Rick Honeycutt. I don't really have anything specifically against Honeycutt, but this means I am doomed to hear "Get back in the fucking dugout, Honeycutt" three times a game for another season. Oh well, it will all be worth it once Duncan is letting the slurs fly.
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I was originally going to title this "Lock up your faggots," but decided against it at the last minute, bad decision?
I don't want Honeycutt to get back in the dugout now that the season is over. I'd rather he stayed outside the dugout permanently.
That alternative title is both insensitive unprotected hate-speech.
Someone didn't tell that kid that he was fighting Bruce Lee's ghost
Duncan was way off. Peavy is not gay. Although, I did hear he once ate a homeless lady's box free of charge. Where did I hear that? Oh yeah, I wrote it in a text message so it must have happened.
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