So I'm flying back to visit the old alma mater this weekend and rumor has it I may get a chance to meet Derek Jeter (and quite possibly Ken Griffey, Jr. and Barry Larkin) at my buddy's tailgate.
I am posting this not only to brag, but to open the floor to any ideas for things to say, do, or ask these guys if I get the chance. The more outrageous the better in my opinion but I am also willing to try to get any inside rumors/dirt I can muster up.
Like I said, give me your suggestions and I will report back with the results when I return to the Southland (hopefully I'll have some pics to post as well).
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try to act straight
That won't be a problem at all. Some helpful stranger just sent me an email about a new product that can instantly increase my penis size 3 inches while also making it python hard, so the ladies better look out.
Are pythons known for their hardness?
Just to update everybody, unfortunately the big guns did not turn out for the tailgate. Only minor celebrities such as Sean Casey and Nate Robertson made appearances. I am also not nearly enough of a douche to snap photos of those guys. However, I did learn that ice luge shots are AWESOME! You know it is a fun morning when Adam Jahnke gets cut off at his own tailgate. Sadly the actual game was a different story entirely.
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