Lock up your medium road replica Matt Kemp jerseys for next year (Br!an is a biter and wants to become Mr. Falcon). It looks like the news we've been waiting for all year has finally arrived. Take a look at the following quote from the great and awesome Mr. Ned Colletti:
"I don't have any interest in trading Matt Kemp," general manager Ned Colletti said after new center fielder Andruw Jones was introduced to the media on Wednesday.
It's now time for predictions on Kemp's 2008 season. Here's the format:
Avg/OBP/OPS/HR/RBI/WB
.315/.370/.940/32/110/173
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Avg: Batting Average
OBP: On-base %
OPS: On-base + Slugging
HR: Home Runs
RBI: Runs Batted In
WB: Whores Banged
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.311/.360/.925/29/97/4,892
Tons of 2B and 3B too.
RBI's could fluctuate depending on where he bats in the order. I stick by everything else down to the hundredth of a percentage point.
So I finally find this place - Falcon why the hell did you not tell me that Heaven apparently has a place in cyberspace.
nice try Angus
In less important Dodger news, Mark Hendrickson was non-tendered while Jason Repko and Brazoban were offered contracts. Rotoworld thinks Big Bird will catch on as a 5th starter somewhere.
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/playerbreakingnews.asp?sport=MLB&id=3517&line=227560&spln=1
Finally
Avg/OBP/OPS/HR/RBI/WB
.211/.280/.400/3/17/phil's mom
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