Well the Mitchell Report comes out in just about an hour. Frankly I don't really care at all about this development but I am slightly excited because I'm pretty confident no Dodger players will be on the list (although Mustache did test positive for Slim Jims, Mountain Dew, and Skole). Here's hoping that is the case and it gives us yet another opportunity to brag about supporting the greatest franchise in MLB history (while the Yankees have to defend the fact that half their team is juiced to the gils on beef hormones).
These guys should have remembered that cheating is for pussies (unless you are Ric Flair in which case it just adds to your ring persona). That is why I am just hopped up on Minute Maid orange juice yet I'm able to hold down a job and blog constantly as well. All natural bitches! Well, except for those pills I got an email about that promised 3 inches of growth in a matter of weeks (definitely gonna order some of those).
Check in throughout the day and post interesting names who come up on the list of Barry Bonds'-vitamin takers.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
20 comments:
Roger Clemens is on the list. No shit...you mean people can't naturally pitch in the Bigs until their late 60's.
Miguel Tejada...fucking, duh.
Troy Glaus did hit 1,000 HRs that one year.
I'm still waiting for that fag Gonzo's name to come up. He never hit more that 30 jacks and then one year mashed 57...yes 57. He probably sweat out all the juice in the tanning bed right before his piss test.
I'm just wondering when Brian Downing is going to admit to juicing. He also needs to apologize for wearing a youth medium jersey all those years despite weighing 230 pounds. Newsflash Brian, we don't need to see your nipples when you're at the plate.
I'm almost willing to give Gonzo the benefit of the doubt because he never got big at all (always a skinny dude). He was also productive in other years (unlike Brady Anderson who hit 50 and then fell off the earth). We'll see soon enough.
Yes, but his production went up exponentially one season. And his forearms were the size of fire hydrants...remember?
I guess I just always remember him looking like a 115 pound teenager (only with a goatee) covered in bronzer (hard to think back that far though).
Noticed Pettite's name on the list too (mildly interesting). ESPN just printed article but not full list of names yet.
Jon Heyman reporting former Dodgers Gagne, Herges, LoDuca, Kevin Brown, and Todd Hundley are on the list.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/12/13/mitchell.news/index.html?bcnn=yes
Here's the report if anybody is interested. It is like 400 pages though so I ain't reading it.
http://files.mlb.com/mitchrpt.pdf
If Bonds and Gagne were juicing I say legalize it b/c that matchup was the most exciting thing in baseball in the last decade.
Can we put a fucking asterisk next to that Dirty French-Canadian's saves record, then?
Nobody gets an asterisk, but everyone gets the juice.
And the proper term for French-Canadian is "FROG"
From the looks of it this whole list is based off of Grimsley and that Mets bat boy and the info they gave (in addition to BALCO investigation which we already knew about).
Amazing how long the list is when the data comes from only two sources. I'm sure there are a ton of guys grateful they bought their juice elsewhere.
Wasn't Larry Bigbie playing in Vegas this year? (noticed his name on the list)
I hate French Canadians even more than I hate regular Canadians (except for Bernie Nicholls and Barry Melrose who rocked sweet mullets so they have my respect).
It looks like Bonds isn't the only one on roids, he i8s just the biggest dick. So much for your hope that your franchise isn't cheating, dipshits, of course guys on your team were cheating, everyone was doing it.
One more time, there are no current Dodgers on the list. Any former Dodgers haven't been on the team in years. The media has pointed out that once the Dodgers had suspicions about LoDuca they dumped his ass. In contrast, the Mitchell Report says Sabean suspected Bonds' trainer was offering steroids to his entire team yet he kept Barry around until this year.
The difference is the Dodgers do things the right way and win championships while the giants skirt the rules and still never win shit.
Sorry, but I gotta go with the Chief on this one. EVERY team in the league had guys on the juice. Our Dodgers are no exception.
However, I guess there is something to be said for not condoning blatant roid use like the Giants have.
I always thought that 2001 season from Lo Duca was fishy. I mean 25 jacks from him in LA, c'mon.
I'm not saying we didn't have guys on the juice. Frankly the list is pretty long (as it is with every other team). My point is that it looks like the Dodgers have made a conscious effort not to continue to have guys on the juice whereas other teams don't seem to give a shit (Sabean knew about this shit back in 2002 according to the Mitchell Report but did nothing and a lot of these guys listed just signed free agent contracts).
Dude you are wrong agian. They dumped one guy, Lo Duca, cause they were done with him. How about the signing of Gonzo last year? Don't tell me that that guy isn't a suspect. He hit 56 jacks in a year after only topping 25 once in his carrer before that. How about Gagne, they only dumped his ass after it looked like he was washed up, not because they suspected him of roids.
Also you said it looks like, fuck you can say it looks like the angels have made a conscious effort to rid there team also, getting rid of Troy Glaus, in reality they figured that he was overpriced.
Then the Angels signed Gary Matthews Jr., totally different situation. The Dodgers have ZERO current players on this list (unlike the Angels). Ask Br!an about internal Dodger memos regarding LoDuca's steroid use and McCourt's goal to rid the clubhouse of roid cases. Not trying to brag about the team or anything, I am just glad that it looks like the organization is refusing to tolerate these cheaters.
As far as Gonzo goes, he isn't mentioned in this list (all the suspicion is based on his numbers). Not saying he's innocent but at the same time I don't think anybody would argue that he was still on the juice when the Dodgers signed him last year (I would hope his production wouldn't have sucked as bad as it did if he was on the HGH).
Post a Comment