Friday, December 21, 2007

What Would You Give To Make It Happen?

Looks like Luigi is actively shopping Juan Pierre to the Rangers. They have some interest but are reluctant to go through with a deal unless the Dodgers pick up a sizable chunk of Fivel's remaining salary.

My advice...DO THAT SHIT NED! That money is already gone if we keep Pierre and you can't play this bum seeing as we already have 4 outfielders on the roster who are more productive. Even if we have to pay 3/4 of his remaining salary, that is just like getting back a refund of $2+ MM a year (which we can spend on some relief pitching depth) without losing any on-field production.

My question is...What would you be willing to do or give up to wake up on opening day and have Fivel no longer in a Dodgers uniform?

And on a side note, the Rangers are dumb as fuck for even considering this shit!

4 comments:

Purple Stuff said...

Another positive about the article I forgot to mention is the Rangers asked about Andre Ethier and our favorite mustachioed GM told them to EAD. This is frightening but if he keeps this shit up I may actually become a Ned Coletti fan.

Mr. Falcon said...

I would bang Purple Stuff's mom to have this deal go through

Purple Stuff said...

Gross!

Beasy Bee said...

I'd eat a Klondike bar.