I thought his name was "Donny Baseball" but apparently it should be "Donny Family." That wasn't as witty and hilarious as loyal TQ...ViG readers expect from Mr. Falcon. However, it's a true representation of what's gone down.
The man formerly know as Donny Baseball has stepped down as Dodgers hitting coach citing family reasons (i.e. he really didn't want to be the hitting coach under The Emperor). This puts a wrinkle in the future managing situation b/c Torre (who is 704 years old) is only expected to manage for 3 more years. Donny Family was presumed to take over after that.
I think Heath Ledger should be the new hitting coach. Too soon??? Maybe Beasy Bee can re-check the 24 hour rule and make a ruling.
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I'm just gonna guess and say Donny's family sucks and his wife and kids have AIDS. Here's an idea, sack up and win one for the Blue Crew.
Heath Ledger just learned what happens when you play faggots on the screen. Turns out being a homo don't pay! I have done a fistful of pills dozens of times but cuz I ain't a pole smoker I'm still alive beeeyotch! Ledger's a gaylord but Big Daddy Phil is still kickin'!
Purple Stuff, the reason you haven't died of a pill overdose is that you aren't a rich, talented performer. They are the only ones who can get their hands on the type of shit that kills you when you just can't take all the fame and fortune any more or when no one understands the real you. Honestly, what happened to the good old day of stabbing yourself or a hanging or a staged drive-by? Nowadays people have to get all fancy.
I was never a fan of the 24-hour rule to begin with. Ruling = Not Too Soon. Also, do you think this gives me a better shot with Michelle Williams? You know, that whole grieving period thing. Somebody's gotta raise the kid now that daddy followed in Uncle Renfro's footsteps.
Are you saying that the time I downed a whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins isn't the same as what killed this pussy? I doubt it.
Also I think you had a pretty good shot with Michelle Williams to begin with. She has a total moon face and was by far the least attractive chick on Dawson's Creek (Pacey's sister was way hot although rarely featured on the show). I'm a little worried the the fact that I know this (meaning I've seen more than one episode of that show) is even gayer than Brokeback Mountain.
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