Thursday, November 8, 2007

Kung Fu Fighting

To the delight of nobody in KoreaTown we signed Chan Ho Park...again. http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2007/11/136_13391.html

Yes...Chan Ho Park. To sum up Mr. Park in one word I would use either "terrible" or "holocaust." To sum up Mr. Park in two words I would use "terrible holocaust."

But hey...he did jumpkick Tim Belcher that one time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJfxdK74rfQ. Maybe Pierre will piss him off in spring training and catch a spike upside the grill (like this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4fwpm1G_fE) (OMG is Right!!!). This would result in the death of Pierre and the incarceration of Park. Talk about two birds.

1 comment:

Purple Stuff said...

Hopefully he can crack Pierre in the dome while practicing with his bo staff in the bullpen.