Thursday, November 8, 2007

BOO Chan Ho Park!

Chan Ho Park proves that having mediocre tae kwon do skills doesn't make you an MLB pitcher. He is to Korea what Kim Jung Il is to Korea. Hopefully Coletti is only paying him in sweet&sour sauce and used nunchucks. Does the article even say he is being signed as a pitcher? Maybe he will just be managing the Panda Express on the loge level. What's next? Do we sign Hee Sop Choi to get back to the "glory days"? I hate Chan Ho Park!

2 comments:

Purple Stuff said...

Was Ramon Martinez too busy herding goats in the Dominican and searching for discontinued jerry curl activator? I don't think they make soul glo any more.

Mr. Falcon said...

Ramon Martinez is bald...Oh wait, the other Ramon Martinez.