My Case for Abolishing Free Speech

Today I came across possibly the dumbest Dodger-related comment ever posted on MLBTR. Normally, I like to keep TQ...VIG more highbrow (mainly purple stuff saying people have "AIDS") but this was so fucking dumb that the flashlight needed to be shined upon it. In response to a proposed Kemp/Ethier for Sheets/Hall post some MIL "fan" (let's call him "some dumb faggot") wrote the following:

"this trade would be terrible for the milwaukee brewers! Matt Kemp is a nobody not even an ACE! while ben sheets when he does play if he is healthy can put up 10Ks per game, and bill hall is better than andre ethier by far!"

C'mon Some-Dumb-Faggot...even Terry Schiavo could do better than that. I'm talking today...after they pulled the feeding tube. Left-Eye from TLC read this post then decided to get in a time-machine go back 5 years and DIE!!! Juan Pierre read this post and grounded out to second base in his winter tee ball league [but he hustled down the line...].

Here was my response. Surely it fell on deaf ears...

First, Matt Kemp is NOT a pitcher. He's an outfielder...therefore, saying that he's "not even an ACE" makes ZERO sense.

Second, Bill Hall is NOT better than Andre Ethier. Let's look at their 2007 numbers.
2007 -- AB/Avg/OBP/OPS
Hall 452/254/315/740
Ethier 447/284/350/802

And BTW...here's Matt "Nobody" Kemp's 2007 numbers
AB/Avg/OBP/OPS
292/342/373/894
He's better than Hall and Ethier...BY FAR.

In any case, Sheets is an excellent pitcher when healthy. However, he so rarely is.