Yeah, But Will He Be 100%?

Scary news out of Nashville, Tennessee guys. When I first saw the headline I nearly shit myself as the visions of the dream season were melting away. Talk about one guy we can't afford to lose. It does not say in the article, but other sources claim that the injury may have occurred while still employed by the Yankees as a Derek Jeter fellater. Makes sense why it's the knee. They say he'll be ready for Spring Training, but you know he's going to be nursing it for at least a little while in the beginning. And don't you think he might hold back, maybe not steal as many bases at first or dread walking out to the mound? Whatever, the question that needs to be answered and frankly, I am pissed that the Dodgers have not released information on this, is when will he be able to stand near the steps and glare out at the field all intimidatingly-like? I mean this is why we are paying him, right? Well, no question about it, all my thoughts and hopes and prayers and God and the Bible go out to him and his family for a speedy full recovery.