It looks like Needledick Ned has broken out his coupon book by giving non-roster spring training invitations to veteran lefty relievers Tom Martin and Mike Myers. Both are old as balls but it looks like Myers was at least semi-productive last year (posted a 2.66 ERA in 55 appearances with the Yankees). Martin is a former Dodger but I don't think any of us TQ...ViG staffers were anxiously awaiting his triumphant return to the Ravine.
I kind of like both of these moves since there is no risk and I think when it comes to back of the bullpen guys you are just as likely to find a productive arm going the bargain route as you are by signing some donkey who lucked into a good season the year before (SEE guys like Seanez and Saito who were basically brought in at no cost and have been solid-to-exceptional pitchers the last couple years).
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And in match of the day news, Wolverhampton marched into Vicarage Road and bitch slapped Watford 1-4. Now it is on to the final 16 of the FA Cup! Come on Wolves!
Yet more evidence that my father should have used my natural left-handedness to make me throw a fastball and slider and be guaranteed a job well into my 40s.
Bobby...too bad your dad only used your natural left-handedness as a changeup from your mom's dry calloused pole tugger.
Even if Mr. Stotch had attempted to exploit your left-handedness, let's be serious here: you'd still throw like a girl, and you'd still be a gaping vagina.
Nobody bad mouths Bobby's mom on this site and gets away with it. Not only is that bitch totally hot but she is also down to hook a nigga up with her cougar friends at the Fossil-Fire. Kudos Bobby's mom!
Although to be fair, "dry calloused pole tugger" is a great line
Glad to see "anonymous" is made of vagina sand by failing to reveal her identity.
Nice one, cockgobbler.
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