Apparently our friend Mr. Falcon has received a job promotion and failed to tell any of us. The Dodgers website is giving a position by position breakdown of the team's roster and the following quote regarding the situation at 3rd base sounds eerily familiar:
Club officials envision a situation where LaRoche would start and Garciaparra transitions into a super-sub utility role, filling in all over the infield and providing a clutch bat off the bench.
My question: When did Mr. Falcon become a "club official" because I'm pretty sure I have heard these exact words before (I'm also pretty sure they've been posted on this site but I am too lazy to look through our extensive archives)? Anyway, I see this as a tremendous positive because if we have a TQ...ViG staffer inside the team that increases the chances that we can take Juan Pierre down to the local pawn shop and swap him out for a used VCR and some old coloring books.
As far as the analysis of the team in the article, I am fairly confident that the Dodgers are in for a great season so long as they remember and live by the immortal words of Reese Bobby: "Shut the door or come inside, I've got weed in here cowboy."
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I think if we let Pierre use those coloring books he would only stay inside the lines about 33% of the time.
MLBTR says the Braves are looking for a center fielder and may even be considering Mark Kotsay (possibly even less productive than Pierre if that is possible although he mashed in the College World Series back in the day). Come on Ned, I'll even chip in the Crayolas to make it happen.
And on a side note, anybody who wears one of these "LiveStrong" t-shirts I just saw advertised is a fucking asshole. The rubber bands on the wrist were gay enough but this shit is ridiculous. Lance is the one who overcame cancer, beat all those frogs in the bike race (like that would be hard), and banged out Sheryl Crow. You did not.
Also who the fuck is pro-cancer? Everyone is against cancer. You don't need to wear a shirt or a wrist band to make that kind of outlandish political statement.
Scott Schoeneweis and Mike Lowell both overcame testicular cancer. Even Tom Green and Pete Postlethwaite have done it. I kind of want to get it just to show how easy it is to overcome the some of a bitch. Lance Armstrong is a faggot. Not 'faggot' in the homosexual way, 'faggot' in the stupid, self-righteous, actually didn't do shit way. And also in the homosexual way.
Armstrong on his own doesn't really bother me (although the ass kissing he receives from the media is annoying as fuck). What I really hate are the homos who travel in packs of like thirty dudes all wearing the same ball-tight unitard and blocking up traffic on saturday mornings. Hey fags, you aren't competing in the Tour de France. Get out of the fucking road! And who the fuck rides a bicycle for any purpose beyond the age of like 6? Its called an automobile folks. Welcome to the 1900's.
France is gay too.
I know it's early but Beasy Bee may have just put up the comment of the year for 2008
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