In international news, the Dodgers have announced plans to play two spring training games in Red China against the San Diego Padres. No word yet on whether any TQ...ViG staffers will be covering the event in person. Despite my lifelong desire to eat at an authentic Panda Express I don't think I'll be making the trip for this one. My deep rooted fear of using anything less than extra soft two-ply makes international travel a risky proposition for yours truly. Hopefully I can catch the games on TV though, so long as the good people at the Communist Party don't disapprove of baseball's corrupting influence on the youth and actually allow the games to be broadcast.
In all seriousness I am a little concerned about this trip. It always seems like teams that are forced into these cross-globe trips end up struggling as a result of the excessive travel (just look at how bad the Kings suck balls after opening the season in London). Hopefully the folks in charge know what they are doing and this marketing gimmick doesn't cost the Blue Crew in the standings when the games really count.
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Wow Bobby...I didn't know Purple Stuff was a Giants fan
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