The Big Blue Wrecking Crew played their first spring training game today and beat the braves monkey ass at street ball. Both Matt Kemp and James Loney went 2-3 and Kemp socked a double cuz that is just how that brotha rolls. In other predictable news, Pierre went zero for three!!! Can we finally give this homo his outright release? Sadly he has contagious AIDS so it is tough to dump him to another team. I would worry about the damage he might cause in the community but since he only fucks other faggots in the ass I figure the civilian population of Southern California is safe.
In closing, FUCK Juan Pierre and GOD bless Kemp and Loney because they are bringing home a pennant (if not more)!
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