Tuesday, February 5, 2008

He Left For This?

Well it looks like old Donny Family has quite a family indeed. Mrs. Mattingly was just arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct after trying to bust into their crib and shouting at the cops that Donny had taken her cell phone. Apparently leaving the Dodgers for "family reasons" didn't mean Mr. Baseball wanted to spend more time with his wife and kids. He just had to go into hiding because he couldn't control this crazy bitch. What a pusssy. Milton Bradley would never put up with this shit!

3 comments:

Mr. Falcon said...

One thing you have to respect about Milton Bradley and Hitler is they never took shit from bitches.

Br!an said...

I would like to log "Milton Bradley never would have put up with this shit!" as the first funny thing that Purple Stuff has ever written.

Anonymous said...

Anecdotes like these just warm my heart when I think about how Mattingly and Torre were brought to LA to bring that old "Yankee professionalism" to the Dodgers. Classy stuff.