The true members of the TQ...ViG crew (Mr. Falcon, Beasy Bee, and J) brought the noise out to Arizona this weekend to see our boys in their first stint in the Cactus League. Sadly, due to a freak schnoodling incident Purple Stuff and Br!an couldn't make it. They were not missed.
Friday we were in Scottsdale throwing salt on the Giants game as they took on our future roomates from the Southside. I hope those AL punks don't get mad when we leave the toilet seats up. A homosexual Giants fan (redundant) informed of a sweet prospect in the Dodgers organization. I think his name was Osama Bin something. Regardless, we repped to hard for the radio.
Saturday was the main event -- Dodgers vs. Anaheim Disney Anaheim Orange County Anaheim. Spitting in Mr. Falcon's face, Torre failed to insert Matt Kemp into the lineup until there were 2 outs in the 9th inning. But D-Lowe had a good outing and Mr. Falcon got wasted. All-in-all it was a quality tune-up for the regular season. Also, in an unexpected development Mr. Falcon received a mid-game text informing him that the TQ...ViG was on TV.
In closing, let's get this party started
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In developing news, I would like to add that Clayton Kershaw is rad at baseball. He's struck out 6 Brewers in 3 innings today and dropped his spring ERA to 0.90 at the moment. Very nice.
Also, Br!an and I don't need your judgment. What we do in the privacy of his parent's living room while they are asleep is none of your business.
In an attempt to bring happiness to the entire world, I shall throw out one anecdote from our weekend: Upon seeing the "Osama bin Laden is a Dodger Fan" shirt at the VaGiants-White Sox game, Mr. Falcon exclaimed in front of all around the following: "That's right, man. Organization and Execution. Osama bunts the guy to second, guy at second takes down the World Trade Center."
This set the tone of the trip and was early favorite for crowning moment, yet I must add into the mix J's seduction of all female fans Boston on Saturday night. He don't love 'em, folks. And though this did not bring J and Beasy Bee to Mr. Falcon that evening, let's be honest. Scottsphoenixempedale is clearly not ready for an entire evening of the heat that tandem would bring.
In non-front page news, the Blue Crew released Rudy Seanez. Kind of sad to see him go because he was a sloppy, fat old bastard who had a pretty awesome season last year out of nowhere.
Also, fucking Juan Pierre is fucking 0-5 tonight against the Gayngels and has left 3 guys in scoring position w/ 2 outs. I know Mr. Falcon is at the game in Disney-heim, so hopefully he has cut that mother fuckers head off and will bring it back to TQ...ViG headquarters on a stick!!!
Beasy Bee, you drunk bastard, you should really take the cock out of your mouth (and ass for that matter) when talking to someone on the phone. didn't make out a single word you said. after you get off the phone, you can insert the penis back into your mouth.
have a nice day.
-The Habe
The Habe, you cum-gargling pedophile, what I do with Dodger outfielders after they gun the shit out of your battered, old ballclub is my own business. plus, the reason you couldn't make out any words was the fact that I was speaking in tongues. i feel I have exhausted most methods of shit talking in our native language that I must resort to other ways of pain being wrought upon you.
fuck your mother.
-Beasy Bee
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