Apparently a waive of sanity has washed over the folks at the OC Register because they (and by they I mean Tony Jackson) are speculating that Juan Pierre will actually be the odd man out in the Dodgers' outfield when the season begins. MLBTR wisely points out that this makes Fivel a prime prospect for a preseason trade.
As our loyal readers know, this has been the official position of TQ...ViG for as long as I can remember. While that should be enough to convince everyone that trading Pierre is the right move, let me run down the numbers for the doubters/idiots who still love that useless nutsack-moistener (because he licks balls at baseball). Since Matt Kemp and Andruw Jones are virtually guaranteed the starting spots in RF and CF, the debate comes down to Andre Ethier vs. Juan Pierre. So how are they doing in their audition for the LF job? Fivel has come out and posted an OPS of .480 so far this spring (and accounting for his 6 stolen bases still doesn't make those terrible numbers acceptable). By contrast, young Mr. Ethier has an OPS of 1.029 and has slugged a team leading 4 home runs. I know spring training stats aren't the be all and end all of player evaluation but come on. How the fuck can anybody look Ethier in the eye and tell him he's not the starter after he's gone out and proven himself on the field while his competition continues to deteriorate from the AIDS virus?
I know you are reading this Ned so get on the horn and make this happen. If you dump the ballpark-abortion that is Juan Pierre before opening day I think all of us here at TQ...ViG will line up to kiss you on your mustachioed mouth (and if that isn't tempting enough, the move will certainly make the team a lot better).
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So I said the giants had aids on some dodger board and everyone flipped and hated me for saying it. Called me "fucked-up bastard" and that I should never compare anything to aids.
I thought that would make you guys smile. Maybe it pisses you guys off cause I stole it from this blog spot. I thought by me using it was more of an homage to TQ...VIG.
Don't feel bad. South Park did a whole episode on AIDS this past week that was a completely lame TQ...ViG ripoff.
Is anyone else not surprised that a bunch of HIV-infected fags on a giants board would be offended by that comment? Maybe with enough meds they can get their t-cell count up and win a championship some time in the next millenium.
Ethier hit another jack tonight.
this blog sux
Then don't read it you pole smoking faggot! I'm sure there are plenty of other things you can read while your bent over getting ass pounded by some Puerto Rican tranny.
Another county heard from on the matter:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/
baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-
dodrep25mar25,1,4671759.story?page=1
Gotta love Andre basically saying, "What the fuck do I have to do to get the starting job?!?!" while at the same time that pussy Juan Pierre needs a hug from Joe Torre.
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