Monday, April 14, 2008

Falcon's Weekly Wrap (08-2)

Week 2 of the Dodger's 2008 championship season is in the books. This week was unkind in the standings as the crew went 1-5 including a 3-game sweep and the hands of the run-differential magicians (i.e. AZ D-bags). The boys may have been feeling the absence of Purple Stuff . I believe Purple Stuff and his girlfriend went to New Orleans looking for a mysterious, youth-restoring cocoon in the flooded streets.

The concerns of the week:

1. Torre continues to insert Pierre over Kemp
2. Penny keeps having one bad inning per start
3. Andruw Jones remains very expensive dogshit (at the very least he was expected to keep Pierre off the field)

Positives of the Week

1. Furcal and Loney are still wrecking shop
2. Lowe is dealing
3. Nomar will be back by week's end (sorry Br!an...you and Blake Dewitt will always have the Coliseum. Also, now he might be available to go antique-ing with you in Sonoma!!!)

Vinny is talking now...gotta roll

1 comment:

Purple Stuff said...

Apparently if you drink enough Hurricanes you don't need that youth-restoring cocoon after all. Of course they also make your hurl turn bright red (really creepy when the toilet looks like somebody just got their first period).

Jones finally hit the ball last night but Sammy broke my heart giving up that jack (at least it did when I read about it this morning). How's about we get things going tonight, whip the bucs monkey ass, and win about 15 in a row to get the season going in style.

Who's with me?