Friday, April 25, 2008

Some Motherfuckers Are Always Trying To Ice Skate Uphill For Three Years In State Prison

God help you if you are a vampire and sentenced to state prison in Florida anytime in the next three years.

Matt Kemp rules.

1 comment:

Purple Stuff said...

Willie Mays Hayes will be out in no time. He will just wait for the gate to open and then use his lightning speed to run out before the guards notice a thing. Then maybe signing him will allow the Dodgers to release Fivel.

In the meantime, some lucky dude can tell everybody back home he got ass raped by Wesley Snipes.

And yes, Matt Kemp does rule!!!