After spending a penis-softening afternoon watching our beloved Boys in Blue refuse to score any runs against Ozzie Guillen's traveling Puerto Rican homophobic blow-up doll fucking circus, my thoughts have already turned to this weekend's series. Yes, once again our jizz-gargling friends to the south will be coming up to Chavez Ravine this weekend. Despite our struggles through 78 games, the Dodgers are just 3.5 back so this creates a prime opportunity to kick start a second half run toward a division title.
More importantly, however, I hate the fucking Gayngels! The Blue Crew must be merciless on these faggots!!! If some bitch tries to come into your house and push you around, you rip off her hat like Beasy Bee and chuck that red piece of shit as far as the wind will take it. Hopefully Joe Torre can instill some of that competitive spirit in the boys this weekend, the bats will wake up, and the TQ...ViG community will be celebrating a 3 game sweep come Sunday night.
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