Twilight Zone

Some dick-licker who writes for Yahoo obtained the following quote from Scott Boras in reference to the Manny situation: "What I do know, you better watch out when you’re playing chicken."

Are you for real? Is one of your multiple personalities trying to give you advice? This is insane. Nobody wants your client!!! The Dodgers have plenty of options still on the market (Dunn, Abreu, Hudson, pitchers galore) to improve their team. How many options does Manny have to get more money than the Dodgers are offering? ZERO!!! You know it, I know it, and everybody in baseball knows it. Please Ned, just put a stop to this and move on to stockpiling the other talent that is out there. Then we can all watch the offers start rolling in for Boras' aging, violent (if you are an elderly traveling secretary who can't fight back), greedy, whiny, bitch-ass client.

I'm actually probably being too hard on Boras, since he's just doing his job. Buster Olney suspects that Manny is the one who is really behind these ridiculous demands. Eric Karros said pretty much the same thing on the radio yesterday (that it looked like Boras was merely taking the heat for decisions his client was making). This just proves that it all has to be about Manny, that Manny is probably clinically insane, and that he never had any desire to play for the Dodgers, even after the way he was embraced by LA fans after Boston ran him out of town.

Ned, move on and improve the team. Spend the money the team has on stockpiling talent on the cheap while other teams sit on their wallets. Manny, cut your Ja-fake-an dreadlocks and go back to fucking goats, drinking warm beer (because your village can't afford a refrigerator) on your front porch, eating plantains in some tin shack, infecting under-age girls with AIDS, and whatever else it is you dirty mud-babies do in the DR.