Wednesday, February 11, 2009

What the FUCK?

Nothing I can write is funny enough to do this article justice. Enjoy!

5 comments:

Mr. Falcon said...

I hate getting raped by mexicans

Purple Stuff said...

That is the one part I'm not sure I buy. Mexicans love to do weird shit (eat goat meat, whistle at underage girls, not flush their toilet paper, etc.), but I just don't see two of them teaming up to ass-rape Roberto Alomar.

Also, why does the chick mention that? If that is how he got the HIV wouldn't the symptoms have kicked in before now (more than twenty years later)? It's like she just throws in for fun that he got gangbanged by a couple beaners and has a tiny dong. Ouch, this bitch is cruel.

Mr. Falcon said...

And if some dude is busting his bubonic spunk in your box for 2 years then you get the AIDS

Mr. Falcon said...

I think the mexicans in question were George Ellis and Oscar Robles

Purple Stuff said...

We all know George wouldn't have fucked Alomar unless he was given express oral permission beforehand. Robles is a different matter entirely.