Like Kissing Mr. Falcon's Sister

So we dropped the hammer on the Orioles today. By hammer of course, I mean a 4-4 tie. Still there is a lot to be taken from today's game. In shocking news, Matt Kemp and James Loney are batting over .400 in the spring. In other good news, Mr. Laroche has an OPS just under .900 so far in the exhibition season (Br!an, the Nomar hater, can thank me later for pointing this out). In other predictable news, Juan Pierre is hitting .214 this spring. This would be bad enough but he is also slugging .214 and his OBP is .214. FUCK JUAN PIERRE!!! I am bringing blow darts to Arizona is all I have to say.